Pron Genius at Work

Almost Nothing Comes between a Man and His Jump

2010-04-13T16:49:53Z

TITLE: Almost Nothing Comes Between a Man and his Jump
FANDOM: Bleach
CLAIM/CHARACTERS:General- Hitsugaya Toushirou/Kurosaki Ichigo
CHALLENGE: 100tri_drabbles (well originally it was but obviously I'm over the word limit)
PROMPT:4 Book (4/100)
GENRE: a poor attmept at Humor
RATING: PG-13.
SPOILERS: None
WARNINGS: None but Unbeta'd (do you want the job)
DISCLAIMER:The characters are the brainchildren of Kubo Tite. This work is made as an desperate attempt at attention.
AN: Way too Much Gintama

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oskalaboska @ 2010-03-17T14:16:00

2010-03-17T18:18:39Z

With a sigh, Link lay back across the bed with a small bounce, inwardly glad that he relented in his companion's insistant that they stop at the Inn of the night. His somach, filled with the innkeeper's delicious soup, and the tingling, almost melting feelings in his legs also stating the rightness his decision.

The door abruptly opens and a man in a masked that covered the lower part of his face and to be dressed in what looked to be bandages over the upper part of his body steps into the room, lightly closing the door behind him.

Red eyes look around the room and land on Link's sprawled out position on the bed. "And to think Her Highness offered you knighthood, when all she really needed was a bit of potato stew, a loaf of bread, and homemade quilt to make the Hero light up like he's in the Sacred Realm."

Link's turns his head to glare as his roommate walk across the room, removing his turban and sword sheath, which he places on the small brown night stand next to Link's own.

The Sheikah moves his hands through his bangs before staring down at Link the red grinning eyes.

The stranger's hands move up and lifts his turban of his head, chunking it on the small brown table between the two beds. His fingers move his face covering, revealing the smirk that Link was aware was already there before starting on the long complicatedly tied knots that makes up his arm and chest wrappings.

Link would never admit it but this was his favorite part of the day. Watching his friend transforms from Sheik, the badass warrior that can disembowel you in 3 seconds in a crowded room and nobody know what happened, into Salah, his goofy, playful best friend and lover.

"I know you're enjoying the show," Salah's humor evident in his voice and the rippling of his dust-colored abs," but where am I suppose to sleep?"

It takes a moment for Link to switch from lovesick pervert to the fact that he's dumped the entire contents of his fairy pouch --all three years worth of weapons, armor, and various knicknacks he had collected while saving the Hyrule-- onto the spare bed. "Can you take it as an apology?" Link's voice not as

Salah stands up, his hands moving to his pants, then stops and stares into Link's face.

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Original Work

2010-02-16T20:55:25Z

"I'm starting to see a pattern, you know."

Troy, whose chocolate eyes hadn't left the screen as he continue to watch Gareth torture his minion, scoffed at the slight whine in his lover's voice. "I really don't know what your talking about?"

Caring a bowl of fresh popcorn in his hands, James walked from the kitchen towards the living room. He pauses a moment to dumping a bunch of notebooks and a large green backpack on the ground until his eyes meet the a ugly puce color of the garbage Troy constantly states is a couch, before tentatively lowering himself down, mindful of the deep dip in the left corner.

Feeling James's gaze on him, Troy looks at him from the corner of his eyes a second before repeating. "I don't know what you are talking about?"

"Well," James begins, pausing to pop a few kernels into his mouth," I've notice your obsession with blonds."

Troy fully gives James his attention. "I’m not obsessed with blonds." he says mulishly.

"Really," James says. "Your movie collection is filled with them. Labyrinth, Good Will Hunting, Meet Joe Black, Titanic, the Wedding Planner, the last two Bond films..."

"Hey, those are all good movies."

“They’re all filled with hot blond guys.”

“I don’t buy them ‘cause whose in them, I just like plots.”

"And the Harry Potter movies." James’s fine eyebrow arches in question. "You know, those most confuse me the most considering how much you hated the novels and would tell anyone that its popularity was just media hype."

Unable to come up with anything to defend himself, Troy spouts the first thing that comes to mind, “You know I got Star Trek yesterday.”

The smug gleam in James’s blue eyes transforms into something dreamy. “Really. Then why are we watching this then.”

“Well, I was waiting for you to get home. If you want you can go ahead and put in on.”Troy watches James almost jumps off the couch and heads towards the entertainment system. Once again, another argument won because of Zachary Quinto.

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Random FFVIII Drabbles

2010-01-26T20:35:17Z

Title: The Stage is Set
Characters: Squall, Rinoa
Warning: Character Death

With every word, Squall knows what he is doing.

Every 'accidental' caress, every exhalation, every simpering smile that he gives the target is couched with the reminder that its all for the sake of the mission.

"Come upstairs for some coffee," the target says breathlessly, her eyes heated.

Lowering his eyes for a moment to cover his distaste, he looks up shyly and stutters affirmatively. And they both proceed to her 3rd floor apartment.

The next morning, Xu receives a phone call. She's informed of the success in the retrieval of the Garden's SEED roster files and the ex-Sorceress death.

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FFVIII_100 Squall/Irvine drabbles

2010-01-26T19:21:13Z

As stated above, this entry will contain all my Squall/Irvine drabbles that I wrote for the ffviii_100 community on LJ.

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[info]ffviii_100 Seifer/Zell Drabbles

2010-01-26T19:12:29Z

As stated in the title, this entry has will contain all my Seifer/Zell drabbles I've made for the ffviii100 community on LJ. I just don't think that I have enough to warrant a separate entry for each one.

All drabbles are in the comments: Have fun.

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[Bleach] Untitled

2010-01-26T18:54:37Z

Title: ?????
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Hitsugaya Toushirou, Kurosaki Ichigo
Challenge: 100tri_drabbles #57: Questions
15_minute_ficlets, #17 : Shiny (FAIL)
Genre/s:Gen
Warnings: None but Unbeta'd
Spoilers implied Soul Society Arc
Words: 300
Disclaimer: Not mine (obviously)
A/N: Ending is FAIL!

"Toushirou, I have a question I want to ask you."

The captain, who had just landed beside the substitute, looks up in question.

"Okay, a zanpuktou is basically your inner soul. It shares your good points and as well as your bad ones. Like mine is such an emo bastard that It takes all my willpower not to slam him against something to get an honest answer out of him. And my other side is always talking about how weak and useless and stupid and….”

"Is this going anywhere?" Toushirou cuts into Ichigo’s rant before the teen gets too worked up.

"Other than the grouchiness and penny pinching , what other characteristics do you share with Hyourinmaru."

Toushirou pauses a moment at the question. "I'm not grouchy,” he begins, as he climbs down to Ichigo’s bedroom window. ” I just work with an adjutant who continues to live her academy days and leaves me with mountains of paperwork. And I grew up in the slums, penny pinching is a way of life there."

"But your not there now. You just horde money. I’ve seen your kitchen."

"Thieves never look there."

"Who the hell would be stupid enough to try and rob a Gotei Captain."

"I don't know.” Toushirou shrugs. “A desperate person."

Ichigo sighs at his friend’s delibrate obtuseness before a leering smile comes on his face. "What about kidnapping and ravishing damsels. Momo fits the princes archtype.” Ichigo remarks casually before remembering the ‘Momo Incident’.

Toushirou, by now use to Ichigo’s propensity to insert his foot into his mouth, just blandly stares at the teen for a few moments. “I thought you already knew my opinion on that rumor.”

“Yeah, so. That doesn’t mean they can’t be true.”

“Sorry, but as mythical beast go, I’m very…” he pauses, “unexciting.

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oskalaboska @ 2010-01-26T13:30:00

2010-01-26T18:31:05Z

When he learned the truth, he had not idea what to do.

For so long he was lied to. Deceived by the very people that he most trusted.

"They told me that you were not real."

The ghostly spectre stared at the young man. "I told them too."

"Why?" Link asks, very confused and hurt.

"It was the only way for you to continue your duty."

"My duty. Everything about you was about duty.

The ghost moves from his place from the doorway to right beside Link. "Are you saying that afterwards you would have continued. Once you found out where and when I had died, you would have been able to go defeat Ganon."

Link turns his head and silently stares at the ghostly pictures.

"That is why I asked for you to learn afterwards. Then you would have been allowed the grief that you desperately needed."

"But..."

"Why are you so sad, anyways Hero. You are the the Hero of Time and Zelda did offer you the gift of your lost years."

" I really don't want them."

Sheik is silent for a moment before and a realization hits. "Going back would be a good thing."

"Now it won't, she told me that I wouldn't remember. That I'd forget all that I'd done and all the people I'd met."

"Yes." Sheik softly agrees, "but then you could start over."

"Link." The ghost calls out.

"What."

"Seven years ago, I lived in a little town called Parupa, just outside of Termina. My father was the mayor of that town."

Walking out of the Temple of Shadows, Link couldn't help the sudden eagerness in his step.

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oskalaboska @ 2009-12-02T14:13:00

2009-12-02T19:14:52Z

Trading your comfortable chaps, jeans and vest (I'm keeping the hat) for a Gerbitali (who?) suit:
150,000 Gil

Box Seats for the garbbled shrieking mess that you spent 3 hours wondering if that fat chick's boobs will fall out of her top and silently wishing she'd talk/sing in a language you can identify:
60,000 Gil

Dinner Reservations at the frilly restaurant Squall won't admit he likes:
20,000 Gil

Spending the night in jail (and fulfilling one of your prison fantasies) because your workaholic boyfriend finds your 'cultured' ass too tempting to resist and had to screw you on that weird chair in the bathroom.
Priceless

Loving the Commander costs nothing but for everything else, there's the live web cam that Irvine set up in their bedroom.

Only 9.99/ monthly.

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daily writings 11/16

2009-11-16T19:44:44Z

A fire mysteriously breaks out. Thre townspeople look on with awe and fear. An olderly lady (around the age of fifty, is being held by two woman. She is constantly yelling. He grandson is still in the building. She is crying and begging for someone to go and get him.

A little ways away, a dark hair girl is also being held back. Except she has two men holding each arms as she squirms. She is also looking at the crowd instead of the burning building. She is also yelling at the crowd except her words are not pleading. They are more profane and explicit. She calls the townspeople cowards, assholes, bastards. She condemns them with her words. Reminding them that her brother is weak and sick because of them. Because they ask him to heal their wounds and beg him to cure them of illness. A person comes up and states something along the lines of why would they try to kill themselves for that monster. The girl rushes at the man, Those that are holding her back lose their grip and she is able to rake her hands across the speakers face before they get to her. She grins evilly at the blood that is dripsing from the man's cheek. when the man comes to retailate, he is held back by another. "She's right you know." a blond woman shouts behing them. A few of the other people shuffle and look at their feet. The next second a loud crack is rent through the air. As one the group of people, look as the roof slowly collapses down to the first floor. As the ewood drops, as one both the girl and the woman fall to the dirty grass covered ground. The fight has left the girl..

When did they become something differnt.

When did the bit of steel that wrapped around his writst began to engender feelings of safety instead of those of loathing and clausophobia.

"Is there something the matter, Light-kun."

"Hmm. No. I was just thinking about something."

"Ryuuzaki." Light begans.

The detective, who had a piece of chocolate marble cake mid air on his cake fork, stopped to turn and stare at the boy nearby. His large almost blank black eyes, strangely allevuated a little of Light's nervousness.

Plot:

Light is going through a state of confusion. He remembers when wearing the handcuffs, while seen as something necessary for the sake of his freedom were something that he loathed. He hated how each clink were likke bells stating that he was perceived as a mad mass murderer, how the weight wa

But unfortuanately, the chain was is a link. It keeps him connected to the only man who seems to understand him. It ties him to the only one who he doesn't have to be perfect for. to the one that seems to be on the same wavelength with.

As he turns as looks at the man beside him. The wild crazy black hair, with his dingy white shirt covered with a few crumbs from the coffee cake the detective had finished just a few moments ago.

"

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oskalaboska @ 2009-11-08T14:59:00

2009-11-08T20:00:10Z

Title:
Fandom: Saiyuki
Claim/Characters: Nataku/Goku
Challenge: springkink
Prompt: Hourglass, I've waited all this time to meet you.
Genre/s: PreSlash
Warnings: Reincarnation AU, Unbeta'd and Unedited
Spoilers None
Words:
Disclaimer: I just own the humor not the characters themselves.
A/N: My computer at the original story I had (when I opened the saved file I got that weird mix of characters and dots). This is my attempt to rewrite it.

He groggily looks over at his alarm clock and realizes that he's overslept.

He jumps out of bed and falls on his face.

While rubbing his bruised elbow he comments on the fact that he used to be feared in heaven, subjugated the mighty Ox King, was the the strongest member of Heaven's army, but is easily defeated by a sheet.

He hops up, carefully, and rushes to his closet.

He picks up a button up shirt (something he doesn't like but his boss who he thinks has a crush on his likes it when he wears one and since he's gonna be late it would help) and black slacks and got to the the bathroom to take a quick shower.

He comes out dressed hastily putting his hair in high ponytail (he wonders why he doesn't cut his waist length hair when his fingerssnag around the elastic tie).

Once outside his mind wanders. He reminces about Goku (See, Goku smiles at a younger Nataku, we're finally free to do what we want.)

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oskalaboska @ 2009-11-05T18:41:00

2009-11-05T23:46:51Z

Summary: The 12th Division has made a mistake. They really need to fix it.
Plot: Hitsugaya is Pissed because Ichigo's konpon has taken a real liking to him (molests) and drags it to the 12th so that they can fix it. Story Ends with Ichigo dragging Toushirou's because its too submission

-The carrot top and white haired captains come to the 12th division (both do but hint otherwise).

-While Toushirou is talking the fake Ichigo is spitting out corny love lines and molesting Toushirou right in front of them.
"If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine for a million light years away."
"I would appreciate if you would go and check that out for me."

-Toushirou jump kicks him across the room when its hands go into his hakama.
But Toushi, I'm addicted to you but I'm allergic to no." he grabbs at Toushirou's pants. So what's it gonna be?

-One of the techies says something about how they can't replace it, to which a small bit a frost starts forming under the captain.

The fake comes back spitting more crappy lines.

He just bearly restrains himself from grabbing his sword. Turning to the nearby 12th division member with

"Get another one." The flinch he received from the techie almost made up for his bad day. That was until the fake came behind him and grabbed him into a crushing hug. It whispers something into his ears. Toushirou makes a weird sound then decks the thing.

"I'm sorry, Hitsugaya-taichou," another techie says, slowly stepping away from the encrouching ice.
"Why do they all keep doing that."

"Now can we do something about this one, too." Ichigo says from his place behind the 12th divisioner. In his arms is a copy of Toushirou. The copy is

Ichigo's Gigai:
I want to make you melt like a hot fudge sundae
My love for you is like the universe...neverending
Is that top felt. No. Would you like it to be.
I've been a bad boy, let me go to your room.

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LadyLike Behaviour (Reborn/Lambo)

2009-11-03T16:27:45Z

Title: Ladylike Behaviour

Fandom: Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn
Characters: Reborn/Lambo, I-pin
Challenge:ciassu_vitello's Montly Challenge- November
Prompt: Reboyama
Genre/s: Slash/Yaoi, Humor (I tried)
Warnings: AU
Spoilers: None
Words: 335
A/N: I was trying to write my novel and this hit me and wouldn't leave. So I wrote it to appease my bunny. In the spirit of NaNo, this is unedit (except for spelling),

As the two friends walked down the street towards school, I-pin couldn't help but stare at her friend and frown.

The dark red bitemarks that had finally started to fade from his neck, seemed to have come back. Every so often his arms the sleeves of his arms would lift up showcasing various bruises along her friend's wrists. She would have worried about his health but the slight tired but satisfied air that surrounded Lambo

"Lambo." she speaks before her mind catches up.

The Italian who was a few steps in front of her stops and turns to look at her. "What is it, I-pin." he says, his own smile turning to a frown at the look on I-pin's face.

"You really shouldn't let her do that to you."

Lambo cocks an confused eyebrow.

"Listen," she begins, "I really don't want to know what you and your girlfriend, who you never tell me anything about, do when you're alone but you

~.~.~

When Lambo finised recounting his earlier conversation with Ipin, Reboyama stopped what he was doing, nibbling along the young man's neck to chuckle lightly.

"Your girlfriend.hmm." the older man says as he smiles into Lambo's skin. "I must do something to change her opinion of my behavior."

Lambo, who was straddling the older man's lap,startes a little at the pure evilness he hears in Reboyama's voice. Straightening his back, he removes his hands from around the man neck to lift the edge of Reboyama's fedora so that he could see his eyes. By the dark amusment on the older man's face, Lambo just knew he was not going to enjoy tomorrow.

~.~.~

The next morning, no one really said much about the dog collar since Gokudera-sensei wears one or even the weird red splotches on his ears but a few Lambo's fangirls did worry about the limp in their idol's step.

Lambo spent most of the day ignoring the helpful offers from fangirls, the disappointed frown on I-pin's face --and the smirk his homeroom teacher was sporting.

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Clear Communication

2009-10-26T18:27:14Z

Title: Clear Communication
Fandom: D. Gray-Man
Claim/Characters: Komui Li/Bookman Jr. (Lavi)
Challenge:50ficlets
Prompt: #25 Prey
Rating: PG-13 (Office Groping)
Word Count: 500
Spoiler: None
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, I'm just borrowing them to make free porn.
NOTES: thanks to my great beta indigoia for giving me a title.

( Lavi needs to clear the air on some things )

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Ulterior Motives (IchiHitsu)

2009-10-26T18:06:26Z

Title: Ulterior Motives
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Kuorsaki Ichigo/ Hitsugaya Toushirou
Spoilers: Bounto Arc (I think Episode 105 correct me if I'm wrong
Challenge: mission_insane :
Prompt: Fantasy Table Dragon
Word Count: 1145
Warnings: Major OOCness within Hitsu's head (but then I'm not mature in my mind either).
Disclaimer: I do not own this characters, I'm just borrowing Kubo-sensei's characters due boredom.
AN: None

( The real reason they were went to the 10th division )

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oskalaboska @ 2009-10-22T18:11:00

2009-10-22T22:23:39Z

Points: Ichigo doesn't like the fact that Momo seems to pull at Toushirou (she's always reaching for him) but end with the fact that it is he that Toushirou reaches and grabs for.

Ichigo doesn't like the way that she looks at him.

Searching

The way that her eyes and face brighten when they catch just a glimpse of his lover. How she feels comfortable

When he enters into the 10th division and sees the two of them together, their heads close, and how she casually reaches out to touch his shoulder or to smooth a lock of white hair out of his lovers face.

Sometimes, he hates to say it, he'd go so far as to say that he hates her.

He knows its wrong. He knows that Hinamori Momo had never really done anything to hurt or hinder him. That he has no reason to be jealous

He also knows that if Toushirou ever learns of these spiteful, angry feelings he has towards her, that Ichigo would be alone in a heartbeat.

He consoles himself in the fact that's he that Toushirou reaches for and that it is Toushirou doesn't hide his smirk whenever someone comments on the bruises on Ichigo's neck.

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To Do Lists

2009-10-21T00:25:48Z

Stories that I've started and umm.... just seemed to have forgot about.

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oskalaboska @ 2009-10-20T16:43:00

2009-10-20T23:47:18Z

There where times that even Ichigo didn't get it.

Like today, laying across the sofa located in the 10th division captain's office, all he could do is sit and stare at the paper littered desk of his lover.

<i>Why did he have to fall for an anal rententive genius who is more focused on completing his paperwork than the fact that his boyfriend, who he hasn't seen in 4 months, finally had enought free time for a visit</i>, Ichigo thinks with a sigh.

"Ichigo." Toushirou's voice rings out , "could you come here for a moment."

-Ichigo goes behind the desk.
"Fine." comes the petulant reply. Ichigo can't help but wince at how childish he sounds. He jumps up from his prone position and gets up to move among the precariously leaning stacks of work, to where the petite captain is sitted behind his desk.

-Toushirou kissed the dickens out of him.
As soon as he was withing arm reach, a slim hand reached out and pulled the disgruntled teen down til their lips were meeting.

-Toushirou asks him to go visit someone else while he finishes his work.

-Ichigo is dazed.

-Toushirou stops him and tells him that he'll be done by six, so that the can have dinner.

-Ichigo leaves thinking sappy thoughts

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oskalaboska @ 2009-10-18T18:32:00

2009-10-18T22:35:16Z

Plot:

After the war, the newly reformed Central 46 declared that they wanted all of Urahara's ecperiements to be collected and researched. The 10 year bazooka is one of those items. It took a while to find due to the fact that it was one of his earliest experiments and it was actually a failure when he sold the blueprints to the youngerst (who leater became the first Bovino boss).

Ichigo enters the shop and duckes the bazooka aimed at him.

Tessai apologizees (Yoru laughs) and explains why they have it along with the other miscellaneous dodads scattered around the shop. Urahara is going around acting like a kid in a candy store saying things like 'i remember when i made that.' and other hints of nostalgia while Ishida and the cat share a bored uninteresteted look.

Urahara explains what the gun is suppose to due, being funny, Yoru aims it at Ichigo, diving out of the way, it misses him but is does his Toushirou wou inoccently walks through the door.

There is a large amount of pink smoke, which causes coughing. From the smoke a deep voice is cursing. "Is is possible for one of you to through me a towel before the smoke fully clears.'

Adult!Hitsugaya explains some things. First that the reason that the bazooka seem to be a failure was the fact that Urahara had only tested on the dead. The Bovino had corrected teh little problems so that it now worked perfectly, it just that when it comes to shinigami the time frame is a little longer than 10 years. Which by Toushirou's height, is apparent. When asked how far into the future he is, Toushirou doesn't answer. He also doesn't answer any questions about the future "I like the way everything is. I rather it stay that way."

Adult!Hitsugaya is six feet three, with hair that he keeps in a high ponytail, he still has that lock of hair in his face. he has as scar that runs across his left eye (which he is blind in). One of the first things he does is ask for a patch to cover it. (369)

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oskalaboska @ 2009-10-14T13:31:00

2009-10-14T18:44:22Z

Plot:

Ichigo walks down the street to a resturant. He's not happy that he allowed Renji and Rukia talk -read pummel- him into going out on a blind date.

When he gets to the restuarant, its a more of a sports bar than a resturant, he notices no one wearing the clothes that was described to him.

Breathing a small sigh of relief, he decides to sit at the bar and order a drink.

While there he thinks on the stupidity of allowing Rukia, a person who reads wayy to much horror and yaoi manga (an recent development ever since her two guy friends came out the closet), he's kinda afraid that he'll have to waste his night with some idiot whose just a girl with a dick.

While he's mentally scarring himself, a guy comes and sits besides him. He orders a alcoholic beverage. It is then that Ichigo turns and looks at he guy.

He's short, is the first thing that Ichigo notices. As he looks closer, he begins to wonder why the hell the bartender even gave him anything to drink, since the guy looks like he's still in his teens.

"Its not polite to stare you know." the boy says. His eyes never leaving his drink.

"Aren't you a little young to be drinking that?" Ichigo quips back. His shocked at how deep and old the teen sounds "First timers need to start out slow."

"Good thing I'm not a first timer then." The boy/man polishes off his drink. He lifts his hand in an effort to gain the refill from the bartender, then turns and quirks and eyebrow at Ichigo. "Make that a double please," he says to the bartender, " I think I might need it."

Confused, Ichigo goes back to mulling over what his possible date might look like. Periodically, he looks back at the man, and realizes that his hair that the guys hair is silver.

"Why do you keep staring at me?" the man speaks again turning his face towards Ichigo. "Shouldn't you be looking out for your date."

"Wha?" Ichigo is shocked.

"Your date for the night." the man says. "I thought that the reason you were here was so that you could see your date before he could see you."

"How did you know that I'm waiting for someone?" Ichigo is confused again. He realizes that he hadn't been looking at he door for the past few minutes (he'd been too busy staring that the man/boy drinking scotch beside him).

"Because, if Kuchiki was picking a guy for me, I'd be terrified. Did you see the guys she chose for Abarai."

And Ichigo couldn't help but agree. He remembers all the guys that she use to point out to Renji when he came out. It was the source of many hours of laughter, and also why he dug deeper in his closet.

"Don't worry." the guy says laughing at the disgusted face of Ichigo's. "I was chosen by Abarai if the does anything. " the guy frowns, "not that I think it would do much."

"So, I'm assuming you are my date, then?" Ichigo says kinda relieved

"Yes. My name is Hitsugaya Toushirou. I'm pleased to met you Kurosaki." you're exactly like Abarai described you?"

"And how was that?" wondering was bull the redhead told the guy.

"That your hair is as shocking as his and that you're an idiot."

"Oi,"

"

Word Count: 571+

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oskalaboska @ 2009-10-13T23:39:00

2009-10-14T03:49:12Z

Matsumoto Rangiku slowly crept into her office, silently praying that her boss's head was too far into the paperwork to hear anything beyond the closed shoji doors.

This is what you get for not making sure your keys are own you' she mentally chides to herself. It was just that she saw the extra batch of files show up and her 'ink allergy' flaired to life and the only way that she can counteract that is with copious amounts of alcohol.

"Toushirou..." a low moan comes from behind the door.

She's suddenly alert. Whatever happening in the office is definitely not work related.

"Toushi... ahh."

"Mmmm... I love it when you're like this." A second voice almost purrs out.

Taichou never sounds like that. When the hell did he start sounding like that.

Like most of Soul Society, the vice captain had believed that her captain was innocent when it came to sex. It was because of his looks and his youth. Even after the incident with Kusaka Soujirou, there was few rumors about the two being more than friends, but they didn't last long due to no one really believing them.

But the low, sultry voice and the implications it held added some validity to the rumor, along with a few others that were scrapped.

A few blocks from the office, just outside her Matsumoto paused to catch her breath.

"I caught taichou.' she pants out of breath. A million dollar smile engulfing her face, her inner demons cackling with glee. "I caught taichou with Ichigo.
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Daily Writings 10/6

2009-10-06T21:01:10Z

Prologue:

The world is a strange place to him.

Its seethes in lies and corruption. If feels itself with the evil that is housed in all men.

For him, there really is no reason to continue or even to want to help out the poor little peons that run to and fro on in the space that is just beyond the edge of his world.

But sometimes, when he's tired of everything./ When he thinks that ending everything would be a good idea. That letting the large, stupid, uneducated masses deal with their own folly and to finally, finally rest, a flash of something curls itself from the edge of his memory. The slight rememberance of light laughter, of joy, of a feeling of wants, desire and most of all acceptance, comes rushing through him.

And it is for that reason allow, that he stays his hand. That the implement of destruction --and something that he has longed since seen as something that would bring about peace to him-- is sheathed and returned to its hollowed resting place.

For if he were to follow through such an action, he would surely be left to rot where he was. Alone and tired and angry at everything and everyone around him.

And there'd be no chance to ever be with that warm soul ever again.

Chapter 1: Why the hell am I here????

Something SOmething, some long drawn out begin. The room is dark. Jerking up to get a quick look at his surroundings, the man, falls back when his head unkindly informs him that it really didn't want to leave its nice resting place on the bed. Squinting his eyes, the bedridden man, moves his arms across his eyes.

What the hell, the man thinks slowly moving his arm, slightly bracing himself for the pain of opening his eyes. As he opens them, another sharp stab flows through his head. But being that he is at this time use to it, he takes a bracing breath and gently, but painfully lifts himself up into a sitting postion on the bed.

It takes him a few moments, to get his bearings. The slight change in height causes another wave of vertigo to hit him. He leans back onto the headboard and begans to take careful look of his surroundings.

The darkness of the room is the first thing that hits him. Being that the bed it place where the right side it touching the wall and that he is literally laying underneath the window, he's kinda glad that he woke up during the night. He'd would have been in imaginable pain if he woke at say after noonday.

As his eyes began he stares hard at the window. It is big and ornate. The fact that it has glass, tells him that whomever the homeowner is that they have a lot of money. And the small vinelike etchings engraved into the black wooden windonpane, almost has him whistling at the opulence. I wonder where I am? he thinks as he slowly turns his head towards the rest of the room.

The bed is covered with dark hangings. The guy almost was quite sure that they were not black, he didn't know why but he just knew that. He opens the hangings to get a feel for the rest of the room.

There is a rug in the middle of the room. its almost like a mural of some sort, having pictures of what

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Suddenly the door, opens.

A small girl with bright blue hair comes through the doorway. She pauses, turns back and pulls a cart in from behind her. Once she and the cart are inside, she shuts the door with a small gesture. The girl turns back and blows at a lock of hair that has fallen in front of her face.

The man decides that its best to pretend sleep since he is unaware fo where he is. Just that nothing is familiar to him.
He watches as she comes with her cart close to the bed. His nose is hit with the sharp stinging smell of antiseptic. She must have been the one to look over my wounds he thinks.

"Hmm." the girl says as she leans close to see her' patient', her eyes boring into the sleeping man before her. "Ya, really should have woken up by now." She moves her hands onto the man, her hands begin poking and prodding the man's hurt regions.

The guy, still pretending to be asleep, can't help teh his of pain that escapes his lips after a hard poke in his side.

"Dearly," concern etched into every syballe.

Word Count: 805

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daily writings

2009-10-04T04:00:30Z

“When did my closet become Soul Society’s hotel room?” the teen asks rhetorically as both he and his companion slipped through the bedroom window.

“This wasn't my first choice. I would have gone to Inoue’s, but she was making dinner,” the petite taichou answered, an unvoluntary shudder flows through him at the thought of Inoue’s culinary talents. “And when I visited him, Urahara seemed to be in a suspiciously happy mood, which I translated to mean that visiting the Quincy was also out of the question.”

Ichigo, who had just slipped into his body, couldn’t stop his own wince at the thought of his friend –and he used the term very loosely—with that bucket headed perv.

Unstrapping Hyourinmaru from his back and placing him on the nearby wall, Toushirou continued. “Anyway, I didn’t think it would be much of a problem since I have already slept in your bed before.”

“Actually,” Ichigo began, glancing over his shoulder to see Toushirou staring at a stain on his haori before neatly folding beside the sword, “I remember a half-dead brat sneaking out in the middle of the night.”

“Well, you brought me here,” Toushirou says, running an exhausted hand through his hair. “Is it wrong to think that maybe you’d offer me a place to sleep?”

Ichigo, who was goggling over the fact that his friend even folds his socks, "Obviously he's more anal than I realized,' caught the tail end of what the boy was saying. "Oh, umm.., No. Of course, I'd offer my room to anyone in need."

"You never offer it to Abarai."

"Well," Ichigo shrugs, "you're not as big of a jerk as he is."

"Well, I'll try remember that," he answers before sliding the door close and closing his eyes

Word Count 300

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365_themes

2009-09-30T19:44:47Z

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Never Ending Plot Lists

2009-09-30T15:54:37Z

This is my never ending Plot/Prompt Lists. The reason for this is to get stuff and ideas off my home computer (which doesn't have internet) and out of my tablet and onto here, which is were I do most of my writing.

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